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by • April 1, 2008 • LifeComments (1)66

Hillary: “$I == ‘Rocky’;”

Man, remember when Reagan quoted from “Born in the U.S.A.” without realizing what the song was about?

Well, Hillary, bless her shriveled little heart, likened herself to Rocky today. More to the point:

‘Let me tell you something, when it comes to finishing a fight, Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never quit. I never give up. And neither do the American people,’ Clinton said in excerpts of prepared remarks to be given Tuesday to a meeting of the Pennsylvania AFL-CIO.

This, of course, makes me wonder if she’s even seen Rocky?

I mean, really. Rocky loses in the end. To the black guy.

This calls for some serious Photoshopping. I just don’t have the time for such things.

(No, not an April Fools joke, either.)

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One Response to Hillary: “$I == ‘Rocky’;”

  1. jumi says:

    Yeah, but then they become BFF and the black guy gets killed by the evil russian steroid machine and then rocky has to win america’s pride back.

    So basically, Hillary wants to restart the cold war (but actually use the nukes this time).