An Old Observation Re: Gun Control
August 11th, 2010
| Tags: guns
Originally written on January 31, 2003:
I realized today the perfect argument for gun control.
You know that thing on the sink you use to spray dishes with? How many times have you accidentally shot yourself in the abdomen or chest with it while the water was running?
I rest my case.







My general ineptitude at any sort of personal safety measure is reason enough to never go near one. I’ve injured my feet 4 times in the last month by walking into things (2 doors, 1 hot dog roaster & an ottoman). Imagine what sort of trouble I’d be in with a firearm.
Uh, never.
I’m with Bree. Never. I pay attention when doing dishes – and, oddly enough, when firing a gun.