Jesus. Really?

March 4th, 2009 | Tags:

Geo Trackers on Flickr

When I took the picture it was for the mockery factor. Yeah, I think Nintendo is awesome. And I think that the Legend of Zelda series is the fucking bomb (esp. Wind-Waker). But to slap the stickers on a Geo Tracker? You are either the most ironic hipster on the planet, or someone needs to pay you a visit with the ClueBat™.

However, that there’s a Flickr group dedicated to the Geo Tracker? Okay, time to shut down this whole ironic-hipster-80′s-style thing. Put away the skinny-leg jeans and the Members Only jackets. Shut off the Franz Ferdinand bootleg. Shave the beard and sell the fixie. You’re done.

(And if you’re getting indignant or nit-picking at this point, I’d advise you to just stop. I’m being entirely facetious — I’d rather live in a world where people like whatever they want and do what they feel. I just wish the fixie hipsters would shower regularly.)

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