Review: The Watchmen

March 10th, 2009 | Tags: ,

The short version is: meh. It was alright. I won’t see it again, and won’t buy it until I can get it on Blu-Ray for like $3.50. But, y’know, it wasn’t horrible, either.

Ultimately, I wish this movie had come out during the last NFL season, so I could make jokes about “Dr. Manhattan, as played by Visanthe Shiancoe of the Minnesota Vikings.”

That said, however, jokes about “lower Manhattan” are always funny.

  1. Archer
    March 13th, 2009 at 19:07
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    I gave it 3.5 out of 5 stars, myself. But then I’m much more impressed by the time spent in lower Manhattan.

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