For the Record

Look, people, if Monty Python’s “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” isn’t playing at my funeral, I’m going to:

a. Be highly disappointed in you, and
b. Will have made arrangements to have a special certificate, suitable for framing, delivered to you that declares you to be an “Official Disappointment.”

Important Disclaimer: I am not currently dying at a pace that is concerning.

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