5 Things I’d Do If I Won the Lottery

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  1. 5 Things I'd Do If I Won the Lottery
  2. Five Things I'd REALLY Do If I Won the Lottery
  1. Fully fund the most absolutely ridiculous Kickstarter projects I could find. I want to see socially awkward geeks on stage reading terrible poetry while swinging razor sharp swords to a smoke-and-lasers show.
     
  2. Build a monument to Schadenfreude. This would probably be a beautifully ornate granite statue of a soaking-wet Goth falling down a flight of stairs. Ambient muzak to be provided by the Cure.
     
  3. Space program for under-priviledged meerkats.
     
  4. Executive Producer of Law & Order: Des Moines Parking Enforcement
     
  5. Hire the Beatles to play my housewarming party. Yes, I know 3/4ths of them are dead. I have a solution. Have you seen Weekend at Bernie’s?

What would you do?

8 thoughts on “5 Things I’d Do If I Won the Lottery

  1. While these are fun, I think you’d sink the majority of it into a trust fund for Eddie so he could grow up to be any damn thing he wanted to be.

  2. Buy a whole mountain and turn it into a downhill mountain park and game preserve. Charge admission and start a trust that provides bikes and outdoor adventure to kids who don’t have it so good.

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