Five Ways in Which 2017 Can’t Be Worse Than 2016

  1. Prince can’t die a second time.
  2. Trump can’t get elected President again in 2017.1
  3. Harambe can’t be killed a second time.
  4. Minnesota Vikings unlikely to collapse after 5-0 start again. Only because a 5-0 start seems reaaaaally unlikely.
  5. North Korea can’t fire a nuke at Japan again.2

Image Credits: Peter Dargatz.

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