Five Ways I Cope with Kids’ TV Shows

  1. Sing along with the songs, but intentionally butcher the lyrics1.
  2. Sing along with the songs, but in a Death Metal voice2.
  3. Go in the other room and sob because they’ll never know the joy of the classic Bugs Bunny/Roadrunner Show.
  4. Knitting needle + eardrums + eye sockets = peaceful bliss.
  5. Using television as a method of enforcing good behavior. Not my finest hour, I’ll admit, but that shit works.

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