1. A drone that changes litterboxes.
2. A drone that takes out the fucking trash and mows the lawn and does all the other annoying man work around the house.1
3. A drone that will herd children to bed at the appropriate time and be intimidating enough where they won’t whine, engage in histrionics, or anything like that.
4. I get to count the litterbox-changing drone twice because that fucker is worth at least two billion dollars.
5. A drone that shoots down all the other drones and then self-destructs.
Image Credits: U.S. Air Force photo/Staff Sgt. Brian Ferguson – USAF Photographic Archives/Public Domain.
HOLY SHIT. When did I get so gender normative on things like chores? That’s fucking weird.↩