Five Drones That Are, Like, Billion-Dollar Ideas…Maybe

1. A drone that changes litterboxes.

2. A drone that takes out the fucking trash and mows the lawn and does all the other annoying man work around the house.1

3. A drone that will herd children to bed at the appropriate time and be intimidating enough where they won’t whine, engage in histrionics, or anything like that.

4. I get to count the litterbox-changing drone twice because that fucker is worth at least two billion dollars.

5. A drone that shoots down all the other drones and then self-destructs.

Image Credits: U.S. Air Force photo/Staff Sgt. Brian Ferguson – USAF Photographic Archives/Public Domain.