Five Reasons I’m Looking Forward to a Super-Flu Pandemic

1. 99.9% fewer drivers on the road and interfering with my cycling.

2. Finally! Time to catch up on all my reading!

3. Danarchy!

4. Super-Flu can only mean the development of Super NyQuil. The Q will actually be bigger than the bottle.

5. Never going to have to be disappointed by them remaking the Back to the Future series.

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