Five Skills the Army Teaches You That You ACTUALLY CAN Use in Real Life™

1. Paperwork! Paperwork! Paperwork!

2. Looking busy.

3. How to administer an IV drip. (Great cure for a hangover. Just sayin’.)

4. A casual disregard for personal well-being. Sick call/hospitals are for losers.

5. Push-ups are an acceptable form of punishment when someone has fucked up.