1. New design mockups of what some designer thinks iOS or Mac OS X should look like.
2. Helpful emails from “businesses” because they just happened to notice that my site doesn’t rank well in the search engines. (OH NOEZ!!!1!)
3. Trolling. Because seriously, if what gets you off is baiting other people and being a ginormous douchewagon under the guise of anonymity, perhaps you’d be better off investing your time in something like therapy to deal with your issues…or a hammer with which you can give yourself a lobotomy.
4. Cable companies. I’m looking at you, Comcast, you pathetic waste of electrons. I mean, c’mon, what the fuck is wrong with you?