Inside the Actors Studio: Me!

I love the Daily Prompts that WordPress cranks out. And I love Inside the Actors Studio, even though I have no interest in acting (currently). So when this prompt came up, duh. You knew I was going to drop that.

What is your favorite word?

What is your least favorite word?
No.
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Placing limitations in front of me — especially in the creative realm. Put a few simple rules in front of me, limiting my actions, and I turn out my best work. Tell me I have to write a story that uses no words less than four letters and no personal pronouns? Holy shit, I’ll give that a spin!
What turns you off?
Ignorance.
What is your favorite curse word?
MotherFUCKER.
What sound or noise do you love?
Eddy and Sam’s laughter.
What sound or noise do you hate?
Dot-matrix printers. (Thank god those died out.)
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Professional bicycle racer.
What profession would you not like to do?
Lawyer.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
“Beer to the left, bicycles to the right, feel free to mingle them.”