“But wait,” you might say, “there was no new episode of Archer last night. The season finale was a week ago.”
And you’d be right. Except you weren’t in dreamland with me last night, wherein my subconscious apparently decided that enough was enough with the generally weak third season of the show, and was going to write me a new episode that comprised the only truly great element from the third season which was, of course, Burt Reynolds.
The new episode plunged Archer into the middle of The Goonies, with Burt Reynolds filling in for Sloth, Chunk as a KGB mole, and an asian porn star as Data. I don’t remember much beyond that, but I did wake up laughing my ass off in the middle of the night.