I’ve been back in Minnesota for almost 18 years now(!) and haven’t left. It’s my longest stretch of staying in one place by a factor of three, maybe more. The last few years, winter has really been on my last fucking nerve — shoveling, falling on the ice, cars that won’t start, etc., etc. I’d been thinking about getting the fuck out of here for warmer/milder weather, but then something happened recently.
Because everyone loves this stuff, I feel like I should lay out my least favorite flavors of La Croix: Mayonnaise Cat Food Whatever that flower is that smells like a … Read more