Review: The Watchmen

The short version is: meh. It was alright. I won’t see it again, and won’t buy it until I can get it on Blu-Ray for like $3.50. But, y’know, it wasn’t horrible, either.

Ultimately, I wish this movie had come out during the last NFL season, so I could make jokes about “Dr. Manhattan, as played by Visanthe Shiancoe of the Minnesota Vikings.”

That said, however, jokes about “lower Manhattan” are always funny.

1 thought on “Review: The Watchmen”

  1. I gave it 3.5 out of 5 stars, myself. But then I’m much more impressed by the time spent in lower Manhattan.

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