I will always be grateful to Isaac Young for sending me the featured image above when I mentioned on Twitter that there was a vasectomy in my future. I laughed my ass off because it was the perfect way to get over the idea of “someone is going to be pointing a laser at my balls.” (It’s also very James Bond, now that I think of it.)
So I had the consult this morning. I am going to be getting the plumbing shut off on June 19th at 10:00 a.m. PEW PEW PEW. No more kids for me! And I love my kids, don’t get me wrong, but I am at my limit. Two is enough. I feel like I can give them each the level of attention they deserve, we won’t be more financially taxed than we are, and we don’t mess up our current dynamic.