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[insert large volumes of profanity here because I don’t have time to write it all out]

Dudes.

Seriously.

Right now, I would give vital parts of my anatomy for two things:

1. A Mac on my desktop at work. (Acceptable substitute: HP Laptop Skeet Shooting.)

2. An account rep that doesn’t make me want to bite my tongue every time I have an issue.