Turn off the lights at the comedy club and put up the “for sale” signs. Humanity has achieved the end-all be-all of humor. We no longer need to spend countless man-hours writing new jokes. We have reached the pinnacle and there is nothing funny left to discover.

I will never, ever laugh this hard again. And that’s sad.
Snort – I posted that on FB a bit ago…I was scaring Scotch with my laughter.