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5Mar/104

Ignite Recap

Ignite was good. I could be a real shit and leave you with just that summary, but why? So much interesting stuff.

As usual, there's some rumbling from people about the noise and the topics and so on. I think the biggest mistake these people are making is that they're operating under the assumption that this is the localized version of TED Talks. And it's pretty clearly not -- the topic list that's presented ahead of time clearly indicates that. Watching last year's videos would be good reinforcement.

Presentations I enjoyed: "Chicks are the New Dicks", and "All I Need to Know About Management I Learned from Ace of Cakes" were both quite good. I also learned about pivot tables in Excel, something I'd been meaning to do for a long time now.

Every year there's a topic that's interesting, but gets drowned out by the crowd because it's more in-line with a TED Talk. In this case, it was "Japanese Gardens in Minnesota: Examples of Sustainability."

Had a great time. Finally met @DJLindJr and @lindsi. Saw @smuggli, @veloveggies, @rribbitz, and @missashe all for the first time in awhile. Also met @rjdanger, @kilgette, and @DerekShaneLowe, all for the first time -- both via Twitter and IRL. And somehow missed @deseraev again.

So yeah, a great time, good conversation, unlocked two Foursquare badges. I think I talked too much at some points. But still. Had an excellent time. Hoping to see some of these people out on the bike, or in other social situations, rather than in the confines of the Bedlam Theater.

Depending on how things go with my side project, I might even present next year.

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17Feb/103

Not in My Lifetime

The now-cancelled Orion package in lunar orbit.

I was born mere days after Apollo 17, the last time that man would set footprints on the moon. I believe, firmly, that the U.S. will never go back. China? Maybe. India? There's an outside chance. But the U.S.? We're not going back. Not in my lifetime, and likely not ever.

This probably sounds weird, coming from a guy who has some faith in humanity and reads a lot of science fiction, but I really do believe my opening statement. And now comes the part where I explain myself:

1. I believe that with the current climate of political infighting, that nothing can be agreed-upon. It takes a political consensus to do really cool things like a space program. And here in the U.S., we simply do not have any sort of a consensus -- on anything. The real leverage for the space program comes from Florida, Alabama, and Texas -- sites where there are space centers and companies who build spacecraft.

2. I believe that Americans have become too practical and don't dream enough. Sad, but true. When was the last time a business did something because it was the right thing to do, regardless of the financial impact? When was the last time someone you knew chased their dreams instead of taking the practical route? We've become too focused on the bottom line. This leads me to the next item.

3. I believe that Americans are too short-sighted. This is partly because of the election cycles -- politicians want to keep their jobs, so their aim is to score political points in the short-term that they can use as ammunition in the next election. This means that no one will touch a long-term program like missions to the Moon and Mars. Additionally, there's the "we have problems to solve here at home" bullshit. If that logic carried any weight, we'd all be living in caves, debating whether or not this new "fire" thing was worthwhile.

4. I believe that NASA is an extremely flawed organization, and that they have become just another channel of corporate welfare. (The other being the military procurement process.) When NASA takes perfectly good, affordable plans like Mars Direct and expands them to the point of impracticality, their motivations for doing so must be called into question. Thus, any large scale program operated by NASA is going to go over budget, exceed its planned timeline, and ultimately not live up to the original design specifications.

Any one of these items taken individually might be able to be overcome. However, I don't believe that it is feasible to put aside all of these issues simultaneously.

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6Feb/100

Console Contact Info

Here's how to find me on two of the three major game consoles:

Playstation Network: fontosaurus
Wii: 4635-2754-1942-9809

Don't own an XBox 360, but we're going to register for one.

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6Feb/100

My Lottery Car

The Nissan GT-R.

This is my "lottery car" -- a Nissan GT-R, affectionately known in the automotive press as "Godzilla." It's a budget super-car, capable of near-200 mph speeds, for less than $100K. I'll take mine in the premium edition, with the Super Silver paint job (a $3000 option), cold weather package and the iPod interface, thanks.

It's insanely expensive, costs a small fortune to insure, and guzzles gas. I'll never own one, unless I somehow become a millionaire overnight. But I love this car.

The balance of look, power, and technological marvel blows my mind. Hand-built engines and transmissions that come together in a clean room. An engine so powerful that you can go from 0 to 60 mph in 3.5 seconds (3.2 if you disable the launch control software). All-wheel drive. Twin turbos. This is a modern muscle car.

And oh god I want one.

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2Feb/108

Some Classic Books I Fucking Hate

Recently, J.D. Salinger packed his bags and headed off for a meeting with the Great Literary Agent in the Sky. This got me to thinking about The Catcher in the Rye, and how I really can't stand it. I mean, I understand the literary significance of the book, but that may well be its only merit. Holden Caulfield in the modern day would be a cashier at Hot Topic with black eyeliner with a secret addiction to playing Farmville on Facebook while listening to Dashboard Confessional. In short: he's a whiny little fuck that I'd mock incessantly.

So, now that my horrible, horrible secret about the hatred of such a classic novel is seeing the light of day, I may as well make a quick list.

Some Classic Books I Fucking Hate:

  • The Catcher in the Rye
  • Catch-22
  • Brave New World
  • The Heart of Darkness

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13Jan/100

Another Small Business, Doomed

Well, FirstTech, it was nice knowing you. Hope when they snuff you out that it ain't too painful.

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11Jan/100

Old Layout Returns

So I'm guessing that the new layout, was a little too weird for most because the survey I had posted resulted in some overwhelmingly vitriolic response. I've returned you to your originally scheduled format.

I'm still looking for something new to deploy sometime in January.

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29Dec/092

A New Supergroup

I'd like to propose the membership of a new supergroup:

Vocals: Eddie Vedder
Lead Guitar: Slash
Rhythm Guitar: Bono
Bass: Flea
Drums: Ringo Starr

Seriously. Bet these guys could create pop-rock that would obliterate the awesome stuff the Foo Fighters have done.

The big question, though is: what name could we give them?

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21Dec/093

Vinnie + Photoshop = Fun

So I combined a couple pics of our cat Vinnie with some Photoshop and some LOL concepts. Here's the end result:

Hooray overly-large animated .GIF files.

I bore easily.

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20Jul/09Off

We Choose the Moon

Forty years ago today, Apollo 11 Neil Armstrong stepped off the footpad of the Eagle and out onto the surface of the moon. I wasn't born yet, and wouldn't be born until just a few days after Apollo 17 left the moon, our final mission of the Apollo program.

A few years ago, I got to stand inside the original Mission Control room for a re-enactment of the flight. When I walked into the room, I experienced something new to me: the weight of history. I could feel it in the building: a mix excitement, tension, and the accomplishment of something huge, that left an echo in the room, even 38 years later. The hair on the back of my neck stood up and goosebumps dotted my arms. And when they replayed the audio and footage of Neil stepping off the ladder, I couldn't help but cry a little.

Why the tears? I guess it's a mixed bag. Part of it was knowing that we, as a species, can accomplish miraculous things. Part of it was knowing that we're so short-sighted that we hadn't been back since 1972, that people are more concerned with the "problems at home" than anything else. It's that somewhere we lost the ability to dream.

I'm not going to go on my usual tirade about the importance of the space program, the social benefits, the necessity of it. I'm just going to say that I hope that in ten years we're actually there, and not just marking another anniversary without accomplishing anything.

We chose to go to the Moon once. We should choose again. And once we've chosen to make that giant leap again, we should make the next leap on to Mars.

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