Posts Tagged ‘funny’
Turn off the lights at the comedy club and put up the “for sale” signs. Humanity has achieved the end-all be-all of humor. We no longer need to spend countless man-hours writing new jokes. We have reached the pinnacle and there is nothing funny left to discover. I will never, ever laugh this hard again. [...]
Driving in this morning in the winter storm we’re in the middle of, I was on Highway 36 headed east to work. In the right lane is someone in a silver Subaru, crawling along at 30 miles per hour, when 50 is easily attainable. I swear. I curse. I might have given the other driver [...]
Normally, I don’t post web ephemera on here because of link-rot, and I hate sharks, but man, this picture is slaying me. I took one look at it and started laughing so hard I nearly peed myself.
Back in the day, after Dot-Com Bubble 1.0 burst and left me living in my parents’ basement, I went through a period of despair while looking for jobs and started to consider alternate lines of work. I would list things like “helicopter pilot (army)” and then list the pros and cons. As desperation set in, [...]
Every so often, a mash-up comes along that just bends your brain a little bit. This is one of those:
Man, remember when Reagan quoted from “Born in the U.S.A.” without realizing what the song was about? Well, Hillary, bless her shriveled little heart, likened herself to Rocky today. More to the point: ‘Let me tell you something, when it comes to finishing a fight, Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never [...]
From the Onion, America’s only reliable news source, comes a report on an increase in violence that seems to track with the increasing popularity of Nintendo’s Wii. From the article: …a report to be released by PAW later this month indicates an alarming correlation between Wii’s growing popularity and a shocking 200-percent increase in wuss-on-wuss [...]
