Posts Tagged ‘funny’
Allie sent me these as part of a larger email. I nearly wet myself at the office, I was laughing so hard.
Turn off the lights at the comedy club and put up the “for sale” signs. Humanity has achieved the end-all be-all of humor. We no longer need to spend countless man-hours writing new jokes. We have reached the pinnacle and there is nothing funny left to discover. I will never, ever laugh this hard again. [...]
Driving in this morning in the winter storm we’re in the middle of, I was on Highway 36 headed east to work. In the right lane is someone in a silver Subaru, crawling along at 30 miles per hour, when 50 is easily attainable. I swear. I curse. I might have given the other driver [...]
Normally, I don’t post web ephemera on here because of link-rot, and I hate sharks, but man, this picture is slaying me. I took one look at it and started laughing so hard I nearly peed myself.
Back in the day, after Dot-Com Bubble 1.0 burst and left me living in my parents’ basement, I went through a period of despair while looking for jobs and started to consider alternate lines of work. I would list things like “helicopter pilot (army)” and then list the pros and cons. As desperation set in, [...]
